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About me:
Bill Batty, Jr.

29 years old.


Father of
Julia Valentine
,
husband of  Susan

Musician.

One who writes the occasional poem, though not a poet.

Reading:
Now:
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Just Finished:
The Maltese Falcon
Dashell Hammett

Listening:
Now:
Tea for the Tillerman

Cat Stevens

MOFI Japanese Vinyl

Just Finished:
Altered Beast

Matthew Sweet
150 Gm Vinyl

Watching:
Now:
Enemy at the Gates
DVD (Rented)
Dolby Digital


Just Finished:
Se7en
Platinum Series
Dolby Digital

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sometimes!

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No punches pulled here...

You'll be scorned!

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2/28/2001

I've been working on this durn page on and off for 4 hours. I'm still not happy with it, but it's time for bed. I did get a new page posted. Click my banner for an explaination on why Time Requires and Argument.
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, February 28, 2001

2/26/2001

So I made a killer chicken marsala tonight. I'm quite pleased with myself. No recipie. I've had it before, had an idea how I would make it, and just did it. I love to cook that way. I almost always cook that way. That's why I leave the baking to Sue. i don't want to be bothered by a recipie, but you really do need one when baking.

I heard an interesting tidbit on NPR. One of the arguments for breaking up Microsoft is that thy were forcing people to buy their browser with their operating system, i.e. if you bought Windows, you had to buy I.E. I don't know how you feel about this, but I don't see Microsoft as having sold me I.E. with my copy of Windows. It came with it. I can remove it if I want (I haven't) or I don't have to use it (I don't). Now, if they can make the argument that Microsoft had to charge more for Windows because it came with a browser, then maybe, and I think it's a big maybe, they would have an argument. (And, as you know, Time Requires an Argument.)

And, one alert reader noticed I've been reading Murder Must Advertise for a long time. I have. I'm about a third the way through. It's starting to pick up now. (Dorothy was credited by a college friend [who is a huge Sayers fan] as the author of the phrase "It pays to advertise" and "Guniess is good for you.") I read a lotm but a lot of it is Modern Drummer, Home Theater, Listener, and Sound and Vision. Plus, I read a little of the One Year book of Hymns every mornig. (One of my favorite hymns is A Mighty Fortress is our God by Martin Luther. See much discussion over at TU.)
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, February 26, 2001

So 3 auctions are running now: the P bass, the j bass, and the Jagmaster.

Also, I followed this link that didn't identify the target. You now, like this. Of course, my unidentified link was sweet and inncocent. The one that I followed had some crazy java applet that opened like 50 windows of gay porn. Yeah. I will not give you the link, no matter how much you ask me.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, February 26, 2001

2/25/2001

I also hae a bunch of auctions I'll be running for Northern Kingdom Music: 15 in fact.
Fender Cyclone
Gibson Double Neck. Just like Jimmy Page's.
Fender Jagmaster
Fender Jazz Bass
Fender P Bass Let me know if you want this, Wop.
Fender Tornado
Epiphone Flying V
Peavey Wolfgang Special
Wolfgang Standard
posted by Billy Rhythm Sunday, February 25, 2001

So this auction didn't last long: 5 hours. I saw it, had the chance to bid, and didn't. This is one of about 4-5 on my list of "need to own" snares, along with a Tama Rosewood and Bell Brass, a Pearl Sensi-Tone Classic brass or bronze, and a Ludwig supersensitive. And did you see the Ludwig floor I spoke of in the post below: it ended a little over $100. Man, I gotta get some disposable income.
posted by Billy Rhythm Sunday, February 25, 2001

2/23/2001

I own a 1958 WFL drum kit in white marine pearl. I paid $125 for it years ago. I was still in high school, actually. It was the old kit from my Junior High. It was actually the first drum set I ever played. And now I own it. The only problem is the floor tom. It's a 70's vintage concert tom. It doesn't fit the rest of the kit at all. It's still white, but the old white has that classic yellow/greenish lustre to it. I've seen older Ludwigs go on ebay for about $200-$250. (Not WFLs, mind you. WFL was Ludwig's company from 1939 to 1959ish. You see, Leedy and Ludwig owned the Ludwig name, so Bill Ludwig made drums under the name WFL.) Now, this one shows up on ebay, and I have no money. The little lady and I are flat busted. I've been after one of these for years, and now one shows up at a great price when I have no money. Grrrrreeeaaaatttttt!

Now, for Dake over at The Quiet Storm: I didn't ask you put my button back up, just that I wanted somebody to mention my site in their post--you know like this.
posted by Billy Rhythm Friday, February 23, 2001

2/22/2001

The hosebags over at The Quiest Storm, and the spaghetti bender over at The Greasy Wop better make with the postin'. And I wanna see some links back to TRAA. I'm tryin to get that hit counter up. If Ron at TU can get 600 hits a day, I can get 100. Can't I?
posted by Billy Rhythm Thursday, February 22, 2001

This just in... my research shows that Steely Dan had in fact won a Grammy before, and last night was not their first. In 1978 Aja was awarded awarded a grammy for "best engineered album, non-classical."
posted by Billy Rhythm Thursday, February 22, 2001

So I do realize that we do sometimes talk about music over here at TRAA. And so, let us discuss the Grammys. What a joke! I don't need to see everyone and their grammy (pun intended) performing. I want to see who won! At one point last night they had back to back performers! Gimme a break. Show me the award for "best R/B group," don't just tell me who was awarded that prize "in ceremonies held earlier." It's the "ceremonies held earlier" that I want to see!

In any event, I'm glad Steely Dan won 3 awards, I think. Their first ones, too. I'm surpried Aja didn't win a Grammy. I'll have to do some research and see who won that year.
posted by Billy Rhythm Thursday, February 22, 2001

2/21/2001

I'm also going to sign up for some web-based tracking over at Extreme Tracking.

Also, I like the Average White Band. I've been didgin' them since got AWB on mofi vinyl.

And how come I'm not getting the "Publish" button. Crappy free service Blogger!
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, February 21, 2001

So I didn't need to contact the oracle. Ron over at TU helped me with the goods. If you want to see what I came up with, take a trip over here.
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, February 21, 2001

2/20/2001

So I've got this little flash movie that I would like to implement on the Rockland Kiwanis website. I can get it to run with Flash, and the file is uploaded. How do I get the durn thing to run on an HTML page? I may have to consult the oracle at Timestream, Tay.
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, February 20, 2001

I did some work shooting some TV spots this morning up at the WICH 9 studios. I did the first in one take, the second in 3 (one was Johns fault--he had some equipment hicoughs), and the third in one. I guess I am just made for this publicity stuff.

I just let Dake have one of my Pepperidge Farm cookies (from the chocoloate collection) that my beloved bought for me for Valentines day. Yummy.
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, February 20, 2001

2/19/2001

For supper, I had something terrific: homemade mac and cheese, and fried bologna. The mac and cheese was my sister's recipe, but Sue make it even better. Why? The addition of fresh chives, don't you know. Also tonight, I've been playing a little NES emulator. You know, a little something to give my 32 meg Guillemont Maxi Gamer a workout. Who needs Quake 3 when you have Donkey Kong!
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, February 19, 2001

Wow. The Greasy Wop posts almost as much as I have. I've been away all weekend, playing at the Sudburry Inn. One really bad part about this trip (there were several): They booked our room on Saturday night. "No problem" I thought. We'll just drive back from Bethel." One thing I forgot to consider--we had to get out of the room in time for the guests to check in. So from 12 noon on Saturday, we hung out in the bar. From noon until 1am. Now that's a drag. What did Blind Al and I do all that time? Watched car racing. Ironic, no? This was the first time I have ever sat and watched a car race. Then, the next day, Earnhardt dies. I guess I should stay away from car racing.

Had brunch at the Samoset yesterday with Sue, my mom and dad, and sister and brother-in-law. I had a gift certificate for brunch for almost a year. The reason we went was because it was about to expire. Then, after church last night, I went to work on my folks computer. They were reporting a general malaise with their machine. You know, just not running right. Well, they had been infected with the hybris virus. Nine Times! 4 times from an attachment labled joke.exe. I told them they should be a little more careful. This is the same as the Snow White/sexyfun virus we've all seen here at work. My wife got it, but Norton trahed it. To bad my folks got it before their Norton was installed. I had to reinstall Windows to get back a wsock32.dll.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, February 19, 2001

2/14/2001

Took an interesting email this evening. A teacher claimed he was investigating a 7 year old accessing "lewd" poetry from a site on midcoast.com. The teacher wanted to know if a company as concerned with education as midcoast thought it was appropriate that we had such poems on the site. (Actually, the site belongs to a customer of midcoast's.) I responded, something to the effect of "What do you want to do? Ban ee cummings? After all, he wrote this. And what about the drug overtones of Alice in Wonderland? (Some argue Lewis Carroll was a pedophile.) What about the "racist" overtones of Little Black Sambo? Should we get rid of all of them?"

Before you make a decision, you should probably read the poems in question. They are available here. Be forwarned... They were branded "lewd," after all. :-)
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, February 14, 2001

2/13/2001

It seems the bass Harvey is auctioning is causing quite a contoversy. You see, he bought the bass in 1994, so I said in the auction the bass was 6 years old. Then we get this email, saying the serial number indicated he bass was made in '89. So I added a note to the auction that the serial said '89, but Harvey bought it new in '94. But then this other guy says the bass wasn't even made in '89. He says it wasn't released until '92. I'm a drummer running an auction for a friend--gimme a break. And where do all these questions come from? From the Fender Discussion Forum, where else! So Fender junkies can't figure out the date of manufacture. To me, the important part is it was bought new in '94 by the current owner! If you want to read the whole discussion, it's here.
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, February 13, 2001

I get a flat tire in Augusta. No problem, I figure. Mike, my boss, is with me, and between the two of us, we've changed a few tires. So, I reach down, grab the hood latch release, pull, and pull it right out of the dash. The cable broke. The tire iron and jack are under the hood, which I can no longer open. Now we're in a predicament. So, I call a tow, have him take us to Sams Club (where we've already been) and have them put a new tire on for us. Time from flat until we hit the road again--about 2 1/2 hours.
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, February 13, 2001

2/12/2001

I need to invent a word. I've been thinking about it for a while now. You know when you eat chips, this sludgy stuff builds up in the crevice where your teeth meet your gums. What can we call that stuff. I want a name for it.

We woke up last night to find Julia hanging out in her toybox. When we asked her why she was in there, she said that mommy and daddy were "pretending to be monters." Really? She also told my dad she was "frustrated." When Dad asked where she learned a word like that, she told him Blue's Clues. It appears that Blue teaches childre to, when they are frustrated, stop, breathe, and relax. When Sue tried to prompt her for the answer las night, She said "First Julia, we stop..."
"Drop, and roll" was Julia's reply.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, February 12, 2001

2/11/2001

Man, those last few posts are full of typos. I guess I gotta lay off Ron. I played some pool with my next door neighbor Gerry. He's taught me quite a lot. I can be a decent pool player with a flat table and a good cue. He lets me use his old cue, a Meucci. He uses a McDerrmott. He beats me most of the time. Today, I won one game, he sunk the 8 ball early (a win for me technically), and he flat out beat me the other 4 or so games. But I'm always right behind him, leaving only a ball or two.

After that, I came home and did the dishes. What a great husband I am.
posted by Billy Rhythm Sunday, February 11, 2001

Congrats go out to my boss, JP. He and the lovely Alison tied the not yesterday. As you can imagine, JP was welling up with emotions. (JP never shows an emotion. He will on occasion, smile or chuckle. Otherwise, he's usually extremely level. A picture is here. Notice JPs forced smile, and Alison's huge grin! They're honeymooning in Atlantis. We joked with JP about wether he would telnet into midcoast.com with his cell phone, just to keep on top of things. (Something else maybe a little funny (?): I took JP's latest issue of the Victoria's Secret Catalog, and stuffed it into his luggage! HA-HA!

Played last night at a club in Bangor called The Waterfront. Just up the road in Orono, Shameeka Copeland (Johnny Copeland's daughter) opened for Buddy Guy! So the crowd was slow at the beginning, but after the real show got over, all those blues fans came to see the almost not-quite legenday Blind Albert Band. That last set was a doozie. I was tired. The drive home was worse.

NEWS FLASH! I'm running an auction on eBay! Here.

And I bet you're wondering why I'm home on a Sunday morning, and not a church. Julia, my Flower of Loveliness, is sick. So, mother went to morning service, and I'll go tonigh. Julia just has a nasty cold, nothing serious. But she has this awful hack of a cough, and has been lithargic for the last couple of days, so we're keeping her home.
posted by Billy Rhythm Sunday, February 11, 2001

2/9/2001

So ebay has ended my auction for the Harley. It seems they don't allow raffles, as they are illegal in some states. Well, I said in the description that it was legal in Maine, check the laws in your state. Looks like I'm going to have to sell them the hard way. Do you want to buy a ticket? Let me know.

What else is going on? Well, I taught advanced email last night to 3 students. On the low side, one guy didn't know how to mail attachments. On the smarter end, a woman with a mac and a pc (who also has an outdated Mac on which she want's to run Linux) thanked MIS for allowing her to telnet into her account to use Elm to trim her mail spool???? I think she probably already had a handle on email.

I've had my button moved up over at TU. Make sure you click that link. He checks his logs, and I want to make sure we here at TRAA are generating some traffic for him.

Tonight I think I will start the auction for my friend Harv's bass. It's a real beauty--I'll post a link when it's up and running.
posted by Billy Rhythm Friday, February 09, 2001

2/7/2001

I have never been sent a virus to my personal email. But, with the seven dwarves making the round, I installed NAV just in case. That was about 2 days ago. Tonight, Sue got seven dwarves. Good thing I put it on, huh.
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, February 07, 2001

2/6/2001

Update: Sue's not taking a bath, so me and the Thorens will have to kick it another night. (Update #2) Sue has in fact given me access to the Thorens. Got the Fabulous Thunderbirds on there now. Man does the Nitty Gritty make a big difference. And I don't know what Chuck did on Barrett Hill, but my wireless Internet is flying!
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, February 06, 2001

CHA CHING! Julia and Sue are going to take a bath. You know what that means? Thorens 320 and I have a date!
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, February 06, 2001

So my beloved wife is happy--it seems Tom Cruise is available again. He and Nicole can't hack it anymore, as their careers are just too much for them. Story here.

And did I mention that my Kiwanis club is raffling this Harley. If you don't want to purchase it through eBay, email me. I'm sure we can work something out.

I also listened to some vinyl tonight. I dug on The Boss' Ghost of Tom Joad, and also Steely Dan's Donald Fagan'sThe Nightfly. Fagan was a both sides thing, and Bruce only had his flip side played. (I ran out of time. Time that requires an argument, by the way.)
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, February 06, 2001

I just saw something else that needs a hack. Left Turn Denied's button has a red outline. Gotta scrap that. It's just like the guy over at TU says--there's always something that needs to be hacked. A web page will take all of your time, if you let it.
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, February 06, 2001

So I was posting when what happened? You guessed it...Frank Stalone. No, I mean power failure. We've had a very busy day here at MIS. There was a storm last night, and a bunch of other bad mojo, and so things have been busy. I've been hacking away at the page again. I made a new TRAA button, so folks who link to me can do so with style. The background for the button (since you're wondering) is a K Zildjian ride cymbal. It goes along with the title of the blog, which I will someday explain. I also added a new button for Left Turn Denied. Hopefully, The Quiet Storm will get a button too. I think buttons are really stylin'.
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, February 06, 2001

2/5/2001

Julia and I are listening to music. Actually, it's my old breakdance records. (I know. Hard to imagine a 250 pound guy used to breakdance!) Julia would like to play her Sesame Street game. And so, the post will be short. Julia says "Where's my game!?"
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, February 05, 2001

For those of you keeping up with this: I did in fact pay my share of The Quiet Storm. Even though my 88 button and email addy were removed. I hope all the other Quiet Stormers pony up their $12.00, so Dake doesn't have to front the whole project.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, February 05, 2001

2/2/2001

It's actually kinda funny. In the last 3-4 weeks, I've had 2 people ask me about my fuse lamp episode. For those not familiar with it, I should write a secondary page, all about fixing a blown fuse lamp in an Akai GX-636 reel to reel deck.
posted by Billy Rhythm Friday, February 02, 2001

It seems my wisdom is in question over at Left Turn Deined. I don't want to get into a harangue about what has happened. But with regards to my wisdom:

I'm 29 years old. I have been happily married to a wonderful woman, about whom I cannot say enough, for almost 7 years. Neither one of us has ever spent the night on the couch. My beautiful baby girl is happy, well adjusted, friendly, and an absolute joy. I own my own home. I own 2 cars. I have more debt than I would like to have, but a credit card company has never called me at home to badger me for money. Nor the bank. Or the phone company, cable, water, you get the idea, my bills are paid every month. I tithe at my church, at which I have 26 years of perfect attendance. In school, I was given membership into the schools #1 Club, one of only 4 from my class. I am a member of the Naional Honor Society. I have a college degree, as does my wife. I ended my college career with a 3.08 GPA. I volunteer giving steel drum lesson locally to a group whose goal is to teach kids with no musical ability how to love music. I work hard enough at a full time job, a part time, and a part part time job that my wife can be a stay-at-home mom, which is what she wants to be.

Now, I'm not knocking the editor over at Left Turn. I'm not listing what I have and he doesn't. I'm talking about me. But if I take a look at my life right now, I would guess that I have enough wisdom to do something right. Not as much as I'd like to have, but I'm working on it. "I have never felt my friend was a very wise decision maker..." Makes me wonder what kind of man I would be if I were...

If any man lack wisdom, let him ask of God, who giveth to all men liberally and without reproach.
--James 1:5
posted by Billy Rhythm Friday, February 02, 2001

2/1/2001

For you Emily Dickenson fans, and for my current Double Dactyl fetish:

Higgeldy Piggeldy
Emily Dickenson
Wrote in her poems of
"tankards" and "heft" --

Rhyming for her was as
Easy as pie; she would
uncompromisingly
slant to the right.

The funny part is, I get the joke. I bet no one else in the office does. Oh, the regalia of the English major in the Internet office.
posted by Billy Rhythm Thursday, February 01, 2001

I just realized this: hexasyllabically has 6 syllables, yet monosyllabically does not have just one. Coincidence?
posted by Billy Rhythm Thursday, February 01, 2001

It all started innocent enough. I was looking for a modem script for a junky e-machines Rockwell Chipset modem. Then I got a call from a local print shop owned by a fellow Kiwanian. This got me thinking about a Kiwanis raffle we are having for a Harley Davidson. I thought perhaps I would try selling the raffle tickets on ebay. So I did a quick search on eBay for raffle tickets. Some "chairty" (sure it is) called Gabriels Wings' is running a raffle for a PT Cruiser. I did a quick search for "Gabriels Wings" and got scratch. I then started to think about Cartaphylus, or the wandering Jew. And that made me stumble onto this site, all about how Cartaphylus became some count in France, blah, blah... Then, a further search yielded this SESTINA of CARTAPHILUS. We'll, it's been a long time since my poetry classes as an English makor, so I thought I'd read up on my sestinas. So I found this great link on poetry definitions. Whew! I'd forgotten about my feet; the iams and the trochees and what not. When what did I spy on the page but dactyl! I'll never forget the first couple lines of a double dactyl recited by Jack Shumacher, one of my old professors. It was:

"Bibity Bobitty, Robert-y Kennedy."

And he stopped. What is the rest of the poem! I will try and find out. In the mean time, I may have to write my own double dactyle. I'm very fond of this double dactyl by Roger Robinson:

"Long-short-short, long-short-short
Dactyls in dimeter,
Verse form with choriambs
(Masculine rhyme):
One sentence (two stanzas)
Hexasyllabically
Challenges poets who
Don't have the time."
posted by Billy Rhythm Thursday, February 01, 2001

So B.B. King was terriffic. The guy is 75 years old, and still has his chops. He had to sit down through the performance, but that's o.k. by me. I hope I'm still out there doing it at his age.

Now having played in a blues band for many years, and having seen many high quality blues acts in the area (Rockland is home to the North Atlantic Blues Festival, and my band leader Blind Albert are good freinds, so we always play in the show somewhere and get free passes), I know that a lot of the repartee between songs is the same night after night. But B.B. seems so honest was he asks "Do you mind if we come back to Portland sometime?", it can't help but make you feel good. And really, that's what the blues is all about.

The opening act, Johhny A. was also really good. I saw him open for Robert Cray at The State Theater a few months back. His guitar sound is much like Eric Johnson. It's very melodic, even beautiful. He uses effects well (I don't usually like a lot of effects on guitar), to enhance his sound, yet not sound effect-y. And the gear both bands had! HMM! Johnny A had 2 Les Pauls with Bigsbys, 2 Marshalls; his bass player played a Music Man 5 string through a Groove Tubes 4X10 cab. B.B.'s bass player had my dream: a sea foam green Fender Jazz, played through a Hartke 4X10 on top, and a 15" on bottom. The organ player had a B-3 with two Leslies. And of course, B.B. had Lucielle.
posted by Billy Rhythm Thursday, February 01, 2001

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