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About me:
Bill Batty, Jr.

29 years old.


Father of
Julia Valentine
,
husband of  Susan

Musician.

One who writes the occasional poem, though not a poet.

Reading:
Now:
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Just Finished:
The Maltese Falcon
Dashell Hammett

Listening:
Now:
Tea for the Tillerman

Cat Stevens

MOFI Japanese Vinyl

Just Finished:
Altered Beast

Matthew Sweet
150 Gm Vinyl

Watching:
Now:
Enemy at the Gates
DVD (Rented)
Dolby Digital


Just Finished:
Se7en
Platinum Series
Dolby Digital

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sometimes!

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The Wop!

eBay, eBill

No punches pulled here...

You'll be scorned!

The Quiet Storm

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Textism

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A Grave is Full of Deadman's Bones,
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4/30/2001

Thanks to my old high school buddy Morgan Holland for sending me this Application to Date my Daughter. That will come in handy in a few years for me, I am sure.

Also check out this fun game. Play it till the end. It's wicked funny.

My friend Chris Lovin stopped by the office today, but I was out. She moved out to Illinois with her husband and my friend, Steve. Steve is aparently to busy handing out drugs to write to me. (Whoops! I should explain that he is a pharmacist.) She sends me preety good jokes every now and again. Steve won't even talk to me any more.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, April 30, 2001

Posting from home, on lunch. Police on the Thorens. "I Can't Stand Losing You," which contains the great line: "I see you sent my letters back / and my LP records and they are scratched." What kind of mean woman would scratch a guy's LPs? Just awful.

So I haven't eaten lunch. I spent 10 minutes fixing a switch in a NAD 7020 receiver. Then I spent 15 minutes sight reading behind the kit. I need to start practicing again, not just playing. My hand control is bad, and my reading sucks. Then I thought I would have a quick bowl of cereal for lunch. One problem: no milk. Now, there's no time to make anything else. I will have to go hungry. (Like going hungry is going to hurt me any!)

Speaking of playing drums, I've been playing for close to 15 years, and last night, for the first time, I played a full kit in church. What fun! Everybody got a real kick out of it. My sister Lisa, the piano player, was laughing so hard she was crying! I've had a couple of other people mention how much fun it was. The kids liked it too.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, April 30, 2001

4/28/2001

Jim and I had a delightful time last night. I guess I remebered the level of musicianship being higher when I was there. Maybe I just remember wrong. It wasn't bad, but I would have preferred staying home. We went to the Olive Garden and I had sausage, peppers, and penne. I thought I would have killer heartburn, but I didn't. Yea! Just what you wanted to hear, I know.

I play tonight at the Waterfront in Bangor. Then tomorrow I DJ the Walk America here in Rockland.,
posted by Billy Rhythm Saturday, April 28, 2001

4/27/2001

So, what's up? Well, I spent too much time over the last couple of days trying to get that 1 gig hard drive formated for the Mac. It still isn't done. I guess I need to get some pro help on this one. On my Windows machine, I've been trying different browser alternatives. I seem to like Internet Surfer. It runs on the I.E. kernel, or whatever, and is wicked fast. Right wicked.

Kentucky Fried Chicken: Quite possibly the world's most perfect food.

Jim and I will be checking out some jazz concerts tonight at my Alma Mater. I was a Jazz major for a while. Every jazz student is assigned to a group or "Ensemble." Then, at the end of the term, all the Ensembles have to play a concert. Tonight, Chuck Winfield's groups are playing. Chuck was the founder of the Jazz program at U.M.A. He was also a trumpet player for BST.
posted by Billy Rhythm Friday, April 27, 2001

4/25/2001

This is how my day starts: I'm in the bathroom, doing my little morning routine, shall we say, when I noticed what looked like scar tissue on my forearm. Like somebody made a scar out of Silly Putty on my arm. In pulling on it a little bit, I realized it was gum. Oh yeah, gum. Sue and Julia were eating gum in bed last night, and somebody lost theirs. And guess what? I also found some in my chest hair, and in my underarm hair. Great.

Then, I leave the house, lock the door, and realize my keys are still inside. More great. It's now almost lunch time, and I can't get in the house. Nor can I raise Susan on the phone. Super great. Whatever you do, don't stand to lose to me. The lightning will strike any minute.
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, April 25, 2001

4/24/2001

Shawn Colvin has a new album?! Was somebody going to tell me? Guess it's time for me to fire up Napster! (Just kidding. I buy stuff I like.)

Drippy Scottish props to C Jones. The man always comes through for me. Now, he's found me a nice 1 gig scsi drive for the Mac. The Mac he gave to me. So I can hook it up to my home network, with the hub he gave me. So I can have it on high speed wireless Internet, which he installed for me. (I still haven't taken him and Lindsey to dinner.) What a nice guy.
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, April 24, 2001

I posted about Das Boot, but Blogger ate it. So much for the "we've fixed the eating" statement from Blogger. Anyway, too sum up--it's the best sub movie I've ever seen.
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, April 24, 2001

Did you see the new and improved front page? I made it a little smaller so it would fit on a 640X480 screen, and so you lame-o's without broadband wouldn't have to wait forever to load.

And remind me to post about Das Boot.
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, April 24, 2001

4/23/2001

Oh, and Harvey. I got that thing you wanted. I should get that snare for free.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, April 23, 2001

No updates this weekend? What a lazy bum I am. What did I do? Swept my front lawn. (For those of you not from Maine, or not on a main street, we have to sweep the sand from the front lawn. When the sidewalk plows go by and pile all that snow out front, they leave sand from when the snow melts.) I also volunteered some time for a yet-to-be-built local 100 watt radio station, WRFR. To put it in perspective, the power amp on my home system (which is playing Shawn Colvin very nicely right now, thank you) is 115 watts. A side. Sue and I saw the Portland Symphony at Rockland High. Quite nice. The guest soloist was a very talented 14 year old violinist. As she was jamming away on a Mozart piece, I decided the following:
A) I am sad that I don't play violin, because it's very hard to play sad on the drums.
B) I am glad I don't play violin because if I could play as lightning fast as she did, as deep in the groove as she was, and yet could only coax that much volume out of that chunk of wood, I would smash it. Really. She was sawing away on that thing, and Julia could of yelled louder. That's one good thing about drums--when the fire is there, there's always plenty of volume to use. I've never run out of top end room. I just don't have the power to hit that hard.

I saw Harv at Northern Kingdom today. He had a dj mixer he thought I might be interested in. I wasn't. He also received the new Tama Stewart Copeland snare. (Stewart was the awsome drummer for The Police.) Nice snare. I need to get it. One more snare for the "snares to get" list. Oh, and this Tama Rosewood snare is on the list too. This is probably the best example I've ever seen.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, April 23, 2001

4/20/2001

Yeah, so it's not working as well as I thought. I've had the durn thing freeze on me thrice today. Had to do a restart. Old mouse stops moving, old keyboard stops keying. I wonder if it's beacuse we're using a Macally keyboard and mouse, instead of a Mac product.

I'm finishing ripping the AWB funkness. I hope to get em up soon, so all y'all can here some drippy smooth funk.
posted by Billy Rhythm Friday, April 20, 2001

4/19/2001

O.K., the funk files didn't make it up yet. We had a little something happen at work: a G3 arrived. So, I installed OS X and had instant problems. Things wouldn't run correctly between the classic OS 9.1 and the new X. So I booted off the disc, and did a fresh install of 9.1, and went back and reinstalled X. Then, after downloading Netscape and some spam killing program, I did a restart, and nothing. Hard nothing. Like a little icon of a floppy with a question mark in it. Bad. So now I've got Jim helping me with Disk Dr, or whatever. In it, I see a disk manager thinggy. (I know, highly technical Mac talk.) So I partition the hard drive: 9.1 on one, X on the other. Then, when I download all the apps I needed, I put them on the 9.1 partition. That seems to be working.
posted by Billy Rhythm Thursday, April 19, 2001

For all my hommies--here's the entire Average White Band's AWB album. Plus, a bonus track: "Cut the Cake." We can't go see em in concert, so download these babbies (ONLY if you own the album; if you don't own the album, don't take these. That's not legal.) and enjoy some fine Scottish funk.
posted by Billy Rhythm Thursday, April 19, 2001

4/18/2001

A bit of an update. Adam got his button up, and I had some code that didn't look good in I.E. I think I got it now.
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, April 18, 2001

4/17/2001

So I've been doing a little work on the Rockland Kiwanis web site. I spent 1:15 working on it tonight. I think it looks not ugly. The reason I got to work on it was because my wife was watching a screaming child. I can't stand it. She, in turn, can't stand me not standing the kid. So, I came to the office.
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, April 17, 2001

So here's a site I like: Textism.com. Its all about the art of using type. He does some really beautiful work. It's woth checking out just for the design. I wish I had the thought processes needed to create something so good looking. I've been cursed: I have an appreciation for the wonderful, but not the method to create it. I have enough knowledge to recognize great music, but not the ability to play it. One bad thing about this guy, though--he dosn't like the em dash! He perfers the en dash - as if that were acceptable? (I, as you may know, am an em dash enthusiast. I think I learned it from Dickenson.)

A note for Lindsey--Sue jumped up, clapped, and cheered when she heard the news. Congratulations!
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, April 17, 2001

4/16/2001

About 10 years ago, my sister bought my bother an African Clawed frog. He's still alive, and about the size of a chicken breast. So my brother buys my daughter a Planet Frog, so she can grow her own. The problem? This particular grow-a-frog is of a different variety. The clawed frog eats dried fish, and spends his whole life in water. This kit is for semi-aquatic fros, that eat live crickets! In any event, we explain to Julia that we have to send away for the frog. The next day, she spies the mailman, and says, "Is he bringing my frog?" Well, they won't ship the frog until the weather is warm. This is December. It's going to be a long 4 months. So my parents, being the big soft hearted grandparents that they are, decide to get her a frog. Next problem? It's illegal to sell frogs in Maine petshops. (Heck, it's illegal to sell ants in Maine pet shops.) So, they take a trip to New Hampshire and buy her a dwarf frog. Well, we had him for a couple of months, but this morning, he woke up dead. I found him belly up on the bottom. Oh well, he was a good frog while he lasted.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, April 16, 2001

4/15/2001

So here's a Tama Rosewood snare for auction. And I don't have a dime. The cool part is, I don't think this guy knows what he has. I mean the title is "Tama Snare Drum," and he mentions in the description it's "wood." Yee haw! (Too bad I don't have any money. The Tama rosewood snare is on my list of snares to get.)

This was my first weekend off since the first weekend in January. No kiding. No work, no gigs, no tradeshows. Off, off. And what did I do with all this free time? I did all kinds of work that I had been not doing 'cause I wasn't home. Washed dishes, fixed the hinges on the bathroom door, fixed the stair rail, and built some new steps outside to the porch. Incedently, if you're building a set of stairs, and have the option to a: buy pre-cut risers for a cost of $21, or b: buy a single 2X10 and cut your own for $10, take option a. It's a real time saver. But it did give me lots of practice with the saw. And I didn't make any wrong cuts--quite an accomplishment for a non-builder like me.
posted by Billy Rhythm Sunday, April 15, 2001

4/12/2001

In the tub last night, Julia starts talking about her "lotion." What lotion? She had pulled some of the new caulk I just put down off. Then, the stuff in behind, because it's water soluble, got all squishsy. So, it got in the tub, on her hands, and in her hair. The joys of parenting!
posted by Billy Rhythm Thursday, April 12, 2001

4/11/2001

I've got a new page up: Fun Stuff. As you can tell, there's nothing there yet. But there will be! I've got a page done on who is allowed to sing the blues, but it's not been uploaded yet. I should be able to get it up on my lunch break.

No word yet on wether that Flash upgrade helped that user or not. So far, I've had two reports on problems with the flash move at BillyRhythm.com.
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, April 11, 2001

4/10/2001

I have had the same thing for lunch for the last two days: Huevos Rancheros. Of course, I add bacon to mine. Yummy!
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, April 10, 2001

Smooth, chocolatey props to Cjones and JP. Chas. found me a nice Mac ethernet card on ebay for about $15. Then, he and JP round up an old hub to use. And, they're going to try and rustle me up a working firewallwall/router for cheap. Why? So I can put that Mac Performa 550 on high speed Wireless Internet. That's right, a computer with a 33MHz clock and 36 megs of ram, with a 1 megabit Internet connection. As Chas. says, "It'll be the only computer on the Net that runs slower than its ethernet."
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, April 10, 2001

Well, one person is running Netscape 4.61, and doesn't get the words "Time Reuires an Argument" or "DJ Servies" at all. Just blank space. So I downloaded Netscape 3.0, got the Flash plug-in, and it worked ok. Now I'm thinking maybe it's a Flash thing, not a browser thing. This one person is going to download the newest Flash, and we will see what hapens.
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, April 10, 2001

4/9/2001

Dig this. 50 megs in half an hour. Not bad. All this for my buddy Harv. I hope he loves me.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, April 09, 2001

Do me a favor, will you? Take a look at the opening Flash movie. Then tell me whether or not the words "Time Requires an Argument" and "DJ Services" render correctly. Also tell me what browser and version you are using. Why? When looking at my page at my folks house, there Internet Explorer version 5.0 rendered those phrases as the name of the font used, and not the text. And the links didn't work either. So let me know if it works for you or not, o.k.? Thanks.

And Harv... I'm working on it. Would you settle for version 8.0? 9.0 is a little harder to, you know, make operable.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, April 09, 2001

4/7/2001

Did a little update. Changed the "Listening" and "Watching." Found out that Classic Records is no longer offering Time Out. Or at least, it's not being offered in the catalogue. What they are offering is a 180 gram, 45 rpm, single side pressing of Carole King's Tapestry. I'm going to get that. I am. I will find a way.

The Tama bronze snare that I ordered 2 weeks ago? Backordered. 4-6 weeks backorderd. Billy Rhythm's order canceled. 8 weeks? No sir. I've got vinyl to buy. I should but up a subpage on all the vinyl I want. That way, you all know what to get me for presents.
posted by Billy Rhythm Saturday, April 07, 2001

4/6/2001

Hot of the press! The newest picture of Julia. Not her best photo, but still kinda cute. I still prefer this one, from her last batch.
posted by Billy Rhythm Friday, April 06, 2001

Adam from Independence Scorned is out today. Hope things are going ok with him. I'm working tomorow with The Wop. What's up with their strip? Nobody gets it. Nobody! How's it supposed to be funny, if it's so cloistered in the obscure that nobody knows what they're talking about?! Pu-leaze! Now, make a stip about kitty cats. Everybody loves cats--it'd be an instant success.

The IRS is giving me back some money. I'm putting a grand into some bills, putting some away for the rainy day fund (which has been eliminated do to a whole bunch of rainy days dropped on us all at onnce), and Sue, Julia, and I are each keeping a triffle for ourselves. So while TU buys a laptop with his give back, I'm leaning towards a chocolate shake. Or maybe some new vinyl. Or a new cartridge. Or a phono stage. New audio rack? This? (I have enough problems with one bass drum, let alone 4.)
posted by Billy Rhythm Friday, April 06, 2001

4/5/2001

Do you like vinyl. If you're comming here, you'd better! Do you like good vinyl? If so, go here now! VinylVoice.com is going to start reproducing serious vinyl from master tapes. You go there and vote on which title should be run first. I want everyone to go there (even if you don't play licorice pizzas) and vote fo Shawn Colvin and Counting Crows. These to groups write great music, and have it recorded well, and it needs to be on 180 gram virgin. Go vote now!
posted by Billy Rhythm Thursday, April 05, 2001

4/4/2001

I did some work on the front page. I ditched the background, which I didn't really like anyway. Then I figured out how to do a link with Flash. So that eliminated the need for a second page. I also started a page on my D.J. business. Not much there yet, but at least it's something...
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, April 04, 2001

I had a great visit today with Arthur Silvia. Arthur owns Silvia's Market in downtown Washington. Every time I go in there, the place is busy. It's like the local hangout. People go in and buy meat for supper that night. (He runs a first class meat shop. Cut it right in front of your eyes.) In any event, he tells me about this guy in Washington, who looks like Charlie Manson: really skinny (almost unhealthy), dirty, lots of tatoos, etc. It seems this guy was under the influence of some mind altering chemicals, goes to another store in Washinton (C&S One-Stop; the only other store in Washington), sits on top of their giant propane tank with a gun, and threatens to kill himself. So some locals convince him to go home and sleep it off. He walks home. Someone picks him up, and drops him off at the end of his driveway. (He lives in a shack in the woods, and the road's not plowed.) He goes to bed. Here's the kicker--this is how Arthur put it. "So the next morning, he wakes up dead." Huh? "Yeah," he says, "he wakes up dead. Or his wife wakes up and nudges him, and he doesn't move." I just loved that phrase: he woke up dead. So the coroner can't get the hearse up the drive way. So they hire a local in a 4-wheel drive to go get him. The report from the guy in the truck was that there were claw marks in the snow, almost like the guy crawled all the way home. How sad.

And yet how funny is "He woke up dead"!?

Also, I may have had a hit from the Lovin family. Steve and I used to work in a pharmacy together. He was an actual pharmacist. He also own McIntosh tube monoblock amps at 250 watts a piece. Of course he's using a Sony CD player to drive em! Anyway, I got a hit from AT&T's modem pool in Chicago. They moved back to Peoria a couple of years ago, and I mentioned to Chris (Steve's wife) that I had this blog. Next day, a hit from Chicago. Is it them? I hope so.
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, April 04, 2001

4/3/2001

Something's wrong... Blogger isn't recognizing all of my brilliant HTML. The T-LineSpeakers.org ling is here, if it works.
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, April 03, 2001

Is there anything good on the Internet today? Yes! First, there's
T-LineSpeakers.org, for all you folks interested in building our own transmission line cabinet. (A t-line is supposed to give lower and smoother bass than a simple ported enclosure. Unfornunately, they are tough to build.)
Here are some sweet looking homemade t-lines.
(I should let you know that my interest in t-lines springs from my Definitve's "quasi-t-line" design.)

Dad's in a regular room. He had dropped eggs (that's poached eggs for you non- mainers) on toast and Cream of Wheat for breakfast. Some of the best food he's ever eaten, he said.
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, April 03, 2001

4/2/2001

Just wanted to say goodnight. I did some checking on ebay, and it looks like I can get a network card for the mac for about $15. Now, what can I do to raise fifteen extra dollars? Prostitution? Nah... I'd never get it.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, April 02, 2001

The tradeshow blew! What a waste of time. I will not be conned itnto participating next year. 8 hours and about 25 visitors. I bought 6 bags of candy (If you have a tradeshow booth, you're expected to have candy.) and didn't go through the first two bags--which I opened at 8a.m.!

I've got the Thorens fixed. I know I reported earlier that I fixed it. Well, I hadn't. I got sound out of both channels, but had better tracking driving down Route 17 in February in a buckboard with 3 wheels! (It skipped a lot, for you non-vinylphiles.) So I would torque down the armboard, get good tracking, and no sound from the right. But you know what the problem was? A bad tonearm to headshell wire! An inch and half long piece of wire! I bought 4 new wires from Gary for about $7.00. So $2.00 worth of wire caused 4 days worth of grief. At least now I know the table inside and out!

Dad is doing well. He got to keep his spleen and his bowel. So the only thing they had to take was the kidney and a rib (The Dr. needed some room to work.). He will be out of Intensive Care as soon as a step-down bed opens.

I've eaten American Chop Suey for the last 3 meals. I don't want any more, thank you.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, April 02, 2001

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