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About me:
Bill Batty, Jr.

29 years old.


Father of
Julia Valentine
,
husband of  Susan

Musician.

One who writes the occasional poem, though not a poet.

Reading:
Now:
?????

Just Finished:
The Maltese Falcon
Dashell Hammett

Listening:
Now:
Tea for the Tillerman

Cat Stevens

MOFI Japanese Vinyl

Just Finished:
Altered Beast

Matthew Sweet
150 Gm Vinyl

Watching:
Now:
Enemy at the Gates
DVD (Rented)
Dolby Digital


Just Finished:
Se7en
Platinum Series
Dolby Digital

Places I go...

sometimes!

Random Abstract

The Wop!

eBay, eBill

No punches pulled here...

You'll be scorned!

The Quiet Storm

The Bagman

Textism

Biz Stone, Genius

A Grave is Full of Deadman's Bones,
or TRAA Archive
 

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6/30/2001

Ludwig transation badge floor tom. I begged Sue to let me bid. It would finally round out my WFL/Transition Badge kit. I didn't get it.
posted by Billy Rhythm Saturday, June 30, 2001

6/29/2001

Kiwanis Club, Rockland Maine. I'm the crazy webmaster for that page. I did a little updating. See what you think...
posted by Billy Rhythm Friday, June 29, 2001

I had a strange dream last night. Julia woke me up crying, so I remember a little of it. I was explaining to a little old Chinese woman how I first got into the import/export business by importing a Chinese junk for someone to use as a restaurant. I then explained that I preferred the food at China Harbor, but didn't eat there anymore due to their heatlh issues, and that now I got my Chinese food from the China Jade.

Anyone else have wierd dreams like I do? Let me know.
posted by Billy Rhythm Friday, June 29, 2001

6/27/2001

Ok, so I signed up for Am I a poet or not. I don't normally make my poems public. In fact, this is the first time anyone other than Sue has seen it. I wrote this poem for her, and I don't hate it. You can see it, as well as vote for me, here.
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, June 27, 2001

Am I a Poet or Not? A spin off of "Am I hot or not." A real good place to find bad poetry. About 10 people have written poems, and you can vote for them on a 1-10 scale. The poets have included pictures, which you can also vote for. The problem is, you run out of poems very quicky. And most of them are very bad. Very. There was one good one I recall about photography, and another good one about Dennys.
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, June 27, 2001

6/25/2001

So I'm at the end of the counter at the grocery store, swiping my debit card. There are other people in line. My total comes to $10.69. The clerk says to me "Well, there's one good number in that total." I look at him and say "I hope you mean 10." He looks at another guy in line (the guy standing in front of the woman). "Do you know anything good about the number 10?" This guy hasn't been paying attention. "What?" he asks. The clerk says "This guy's total is $10.69, and I said at least there's one good number in there. This guy thinks it's the 10. I don't know anything good about 10, but I can think of something good about 69!" First of all, how dumb do you have to be not to catch my hint that you shouldn't be a grocery clerk talking sex positions to a customer in the check out line? And then, how dumb do you have to be to want to explain your crass joke to another customer? Someone just fire this guy now. It's only a matter of time.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, June 25, 2001

It seems my sister didn't understand my post about Ron's message board. I like it. I like other boards better. Like Ultimate BBS. But Ultimate is between $200-$1000. That's a long way from free, my friend.

Blogger has now added a spell checker. Sweet.

Harvey called me today. He wants to sell some stuff on eBay. Cool. Maybe I can earn enough to get that Stewart Copeland snare drum. That would be one less on the must have snare list. But the Tama rosewood snare is still first on the list.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, June 25, 2001

Beautiful corner chair, right here in Maine. I contacted the owner: the almost $1000 reserve price is a little out of my league.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, June 25, 2001

TU's Useless BBS - Were BS is waist deep Ron's added a new Bulliten Board. Neato! Personally, I like the boards where you can edit before and after posting. Also personally, I don't know enough HTML to fight my way out of a paper bag! People in glass CGI houses shouldn't throw grenades.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, June 25, 2001

6/22/2001

Adam brought up a good point yesterday.My sub is an 8", not a 12". Man, I don't even remember what gear I own!

Last night, I got a crank call at 3:30 a.m. Strange. What's even more strange is I heard it. We usually don't have the ringer on upstairs for just this very reason. But Sue turned it on when she was cleaning, and forgot to shut it off. So, the phone rings once. I wake, immediately think someone has died, and answered the phone. "Is Warren there?" the voice asks. "You have the wrong number," I reply. "Is this the Beatty residence?" Man, why people can't pronounce Batty I will never understand. I guess it's becuase they just can't believe someone would have such a funny last name. I don't even bother to correct telemarketers anymore. "Yes, this is," I reply. Then the voice asks "Warren Beatty?" Haha, very funny at 3 a.m. But the more I think about it, the funnier it gets. At least I get a little chuckle out of it.
posted by Billy Rhythm Friday, June 22, 2001

6/20/2001

I bought the Rolling Rock on 5/3. I finished it on 6/11. 41 days to drink 12 beers. That's .29 beers a day, or about one every 3 days. See, Mom, you don't have to worry.
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, June 20, 2001

Adam came over for a bit after work. He was impressed with my little Definitive 12" 250 watt sub. I thought I would show him a real low bass workout, so I threw the Dolby Digital version of Top Gun in the laser disc player. (The jet take-off scenes are very bass heavy.) I actually rattled a mirror and a picture off the wall. Then he went home. I continued to watch the move, after I put the picture and mirror back up. I rattled them down again. The second time, they broke.

Oh, and I finished off the Rolling Rock last Monday. I'll let you know how many days it lasted.
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, June 20, 2001

This is what happens when I try to do two things at once. While helping a customer set up their dial up networking, I was trying to read the Midcoast Religion and Politics bbs. At one point I told the customer to "right click Father Andrew"! Whoops.
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, June 20, 2001

So Felix (or Fear3000) over at Vinyl Asylum has posed a picture of his record shelving system. In the photo, his daughter Rachel can be seen next to some huge Dunlavey speakers. (The picture is here.) I was so inspired, I thought I would throw together a page of Julia showing off her musical abilities. No pictures of her admiring my hi-fi, but here is a shot of her and me dancing and playing the drums.
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, June 20, 2001

So I come to work a little early this morning, so I can get some Blogging done. Turns out Blogger is down. Sweet! Will the whole day be like this? Stay tuned!

Went to do some recording at Lo Z Studios last night. Too bad Blind Albert couldn't make it. It makes it that much harder to record when the who writes and sings the tunes can't make it. While I was there, I put some new heads on the Starclassics. That made a huge difference. Much fuller tone and sustain. Of course, recording engineers don't like sustain. (To a drummer, it's sustain; to an enginner, it's ring.) "Man, those drums really ring. Let's put some tape on 'em." Sure. Why don't I just play a cardboard box. Also there was Columbia recording artist Chuck Jones, learnig some drum licks. He mentioned he would be getting some coin together to buy a nice kit, and put it in his newly refinished living room.

Crazy cleaning kudos to my beloved, who spent the day cleaning upstairs yesterday. It looks great.

And I have finished The Malteese Falcon. Next book I'm considering: House of the Seven Gables, or The Great Gatsby. I read Gables in junior high, but I don't think I really got much from it. And, I already own a copy. I don't own Gatsby.
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, June 20, 2001

"Phantom Menace" Goes DVD Cool. It's about time. I saw it in the theater, and didn't really like it. I haven't bothered to rent it, as I refuse to watch it on VHS. Please. George Lucas, the man behind THX, release a film only on VHS? Although I didn't really like it, I still want to own it. I'm a Star Wars fan. I've got the Special Edition laser disc box set in Dolby Digital. I have to own Ep. I, just for the collection. I would also like to see the hacked version with Jar-Jar cut out, and Anakin a more sinister character.
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, June 20, 2001

6/15/2001

Looking to buy Billy Rhythm a present? Here.
posted by Billy Rhythm Friday, June 15, 2001

6/14/2001

Ok, it's not Low-ZStudios, but Lo-ZStudio.com. And, as you can tell from these pictures, he's already got a page up about the experience. Let me tell you, he is a gracious studio owner, as well as a way better drummer than me. I needed some WD-40 for my kick pedal, bang, he got it. Wanna cool drink? Slam, he puts a Co-Cola (as Glen the bass player says they say down South) in your hand. Need just the right pang cymbal with rivets? Here, use mine. Blind Al need that kick mike pulled out a little? Let me do it. And he's doing it all just because we're friends. You see, Blind Albert's studio would require me to cart the drums each time, so each session we would have to get the drum sound. Since we're using Barry's studio, we can get a good drum sound, and leave them set up for next time. (Well, maybe not just because we're friends... It may be because he gets to play my Starclassics for a week or two!) And man, don't I look tubby in those pics! I gotta start exercizing.
posted by Billy Rhythm Thursday, June 14, 2001

6/12/2001

Crazy mad props to Barry at Low-Z Studios. I will update you tomorrow, as it's late.
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, June 12, 2001

A real computer geek has developed a toaster that connects to the Internet, gets a weather forcast, and toasts an icon of the day's weather onto the bread. Stylin'! Stolen from Biz Stone, vegan genius.
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, June 12, 2001

6/11/2001

On the way to the gig this weekend, Blind Al bought a Tri-State Megabucks ticket. The cash option (which he chose over the annuity) was about 2 1/2 million. He told me if he won, he would buy me my dream drumset, complete with cymbals and percussion items. Now, I hadn't really thought about what I would pick if price were no object, but I'm pretty sure it would be aDW kit.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, June 11, 2001

6/9/2001

Well, BillyRhythm.com has received over 2,000 unique visitors, and over 15,000 total hits. Not bad for 3 months in business.
posted by Billy Rhythm Saturday, June 09, 2001

Also found today on ebay, Richard Brautigan's Please Plant This Book. This was his first "book." It was a packet with 8 envelopes of seeds. On each seed envelope, there was a poem. Problem for us collectors--those crazy hippy/beats actually planted the seeds, and disposed of the book! Crazy. Now, it's super rare. As a matter of fact, this is the first one I've seen with the folder intact.
posted by Billy Rhythm Saturday, June 09, 2001

Another Tama Rosewood snare shows up on ebay. How come they never show up when I have some extra scratch? Or, the better question, how come I never have any extra scratch?
posted by Billy Rhythm Saturday, June 09, 2001

6/7/2001

Well, it took me about 4 hours to get it right, (and I skipped lunch) but when I left at 4:15, the Mac had OS X and OS 9.1, and I was running 9 apps in 10. So I guess that worked ok. Now if I can only find a way to transfer my favorites folder over...
posted by Billy Rhythm Thursday, June 07, 2001

Aunt Ginny interrupted my break to pick up her machine. Thought you should know.
posted by Billy Rhythm Thursday, June 07, 2001

Installing OS X on my work G-4. Zapped hard drive, partitioned it, installed a fresh, clean 9.1, and I am putting X on partition A. Wish me luck...
posted by Billy Rhythm Thursday, June 07, 2001

Elvis' drummer's kit for sale on ebay. $100,000 opening bid? To an Elvis collector, maybe, but no self respecting drummer will pay that much.
posted by Billy Rhythm Thursday, June 07, 2001

6/6/2001

I just found out that Sue and I won't be able to celebrate our anniversary on Friday as we planned--she has to babysit for that non-stop crying machine. Tomorrow is out, as we have guests. Saturday, I have to play. SUnday night, church. Monday, the actuall date, Sue isn't home. Shot!
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, June 06, 2001

Kevin "J" Lightning cannot do laundry at my house. Adam, however, can. And I would like to wish this guy congratulations on his new soon-to-be house.
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, June 06, 2001

6/5/2001

Ever notice how Bloggers are getting younger and younger. I saw a nice looking page, complete with web cam, designed by a 13 year old! Way better looking page than mine. Of course, it's not hard to have a better looking page than this.

I am working on my Aunt Ginny's computer. When it came in today, it would even boot. Now, the evil Dr. Rhythm has brought his creation to life, and is running scan disk on it right now!
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, June 05, 2001

6/4/2001

A new page is up in Fun Stuff: read why I think Bank of America stinks.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, June 04, 2001

6/2/2001

Eight-year-old's suspension to be reviewed. This kid pointed a chicken finger at a classmate (while at lunch) and yelled "Bang!" He was suspended! A chicken finger! "Critics of zero-tolerance policies say problems may arise when school staff try to determine whether students brandishing fish sticks, chicken fingers or even hotdogs are doing so to intimidate others." How many kids have ever "brandished" a fish stick? Please! Brandish. Get out, you stupid morons. Intimidation by brandishing a fishstick? If some kid is going to wack out because someone points a freakin' fish stick at em, they might as well stay home.
posted by Billy Rhythm Saturday, June 02, 2001

Note to non-musicians: if you work your day job all day, drive 2 hours to a gig, play the gig, drive back home, get home at 3 a.m., sleep, and go back to work at 9 a.m., you will be tired. But I should also say that I had the ribs at the Hilltop Steakhouse in Ellsworth last night--yummy! Maybe the best I've ever had. One of the owners got the recipie from an old rib maker in D.C., of all places. One step they omitted for the origional recipie: drizzle cooking ribs with bacon fat! Oh, they should have left that part in! You could stick a rib in your mouth, and just pull... The meat would come right off, nice and clean. Man, I'm getting hungry!
posted by Billy Rhythm Saturday, June 02, 2001

6/1/2001

I will not be getting ordained by some wacko Californian group who calls themselves a "church." Two guys in the office (Ron and Adam) have ordained themselves this week. I will not be doing the same. My father in law, a Baptist minister, is not ordained. Perhaps he is on to something.

And by the way, the "church" also offers doctorate degrees, some for the low price of $30.
posted by Billy Rhythm Friday, June 01, 2001

Requirements for Ordination in the United Catholic church. Or, if you went to Interfaith Seminary, you would have to meet these requirements. Ecumencial? Here. Nazarene Bible College has you attend all these couses, just for the education side of things. The Academy of Jewish Religion offers two ordiantion tracks: one for rabbis, and one for cantors.
posted by Billy Rhythm Friday, June 01, 2001

Also, this page doesn't say that White House vandalism didn't happen (although some people and the headline would lead you to believe otherwise.); it says that there were no records kept.
posted by Billy Rhythm Friday, June 01, 2001

No where on this page does it say that Republicans threatened Sen. Jeffords life, though some would lead you to believe that.
posted by Billy Rhythm Friday, June 01, 2001

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