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About me:
Bill Batty, Jr.

29 years old.


Father of
Julia Valentine
,
husband of  Susan

Musician.

One who writes the occasional poem, though not a poet.

Reading:
Now:
Secrets of the Vine
Bruce Wilkenson

Just Finished:
The Maltese Falcon
Dashell Hammett

Listening:
Now:
Tea for the Tillerman

Cat Stevens

MOFI Japanese Vinyl

Just Finished:
Altered Beast

Matthew Sweet
150 Gm Vinyl

Watching:
Now:
Enemy at the Gates
DVD (Rented)
Dolby Digital


Just Finished:
Se7en
Platinum Series
Dolby Digital

Places I go...

sometimes!

Random Abstract

The Wop!

eBay, eBill

No punches pulled here...

You'll be scorned!

The Quiet Storm

The Bagman

Textism

Biz Stone, Genius

A Grave is Full of Deadman's Bones,
or TRAA Archive
 

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Proud To Not Use
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Steal Me, Use Me!

10/26/2001

There is a finite amount of good stuff on the Internet. I have seen it all. The rest of the stuff is junk.
posted by Billy Rhythm Friday, October 26, 2001

10/24/2001

And for those of you looking for information on the Ghost drum pedal, click here.
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, October 24, 2001

I am at a trade show today, so no big updates. I did find out that the Omar Hakim African mahogany snare drum is no longer available with gold hardware.
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, October 24, 2001

10/23/2001

So I joined Disturbing Search Requests. How could you not after that last one...
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, October 23, 2001

Well, I had to get off my butt and change the link for Totally Useless to Random Abstract. Why? Well, Ron didn't renew the name, and now a porn site has picked it up. That's right, kids, Totally Useless is now a porn site. Ironic? No. Poetic.
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, October 23, 2001

If you go to Google, and look up ingrown toenail bass drum, guess what page comes up? I am not making this up.
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, October 23, 2001

10/22/2001

So The Wop has turned me on to a tune called "Too Much Pork for Just One Fork." To pay him back, I give you another "too much pork product" tune. Here's Big Twist and the Mellow Fellows with Too Much Barbeque.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, October 22, 2001

Chas. gave me a date book today. He says I'm the only guy who still uses one. I still have my date book from 1999 and 2000. So for fun, I counted the number of dates I played in 2000: 62. And if nothing cancels in 2001, I'll play, you guessed it, 62! Crazy. Not bad, I say, for a working stiff.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, October 22, 2001

Hot single Taliban chicks!
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, October 22, 2001

SPAMTHRAX -- CONTRACTING ANTHRAX VIA EMAIL. Stolen from Biz Stone, Genius.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, October 22, 2001

10/19/2001

A post on the RMMP news group started simply enough. "How many drums do you own?" Here was my response:

Main kit is a Tama Starclassic Performer. 20", 10", 12", 14" 16" (all rack), 5 1/2" snare. Amber gold.

Vintage Stuff: A 1958 WFL WMP with 20", 13", 16" (70's B/O concert tom that I must need to replace!) and 5 1/2" Classic snare. Nickle hardware. Won't someone sell me a WMP WFL floor with nickel! (Picture of kit is here: http://www.billyrhythm.com/wfl.jpg )

A mid 70s red Vistalite, still in the retorring phase. 22", badly craked and repaired 12", 13", 16", and a 5" Supraphonic.

The Road Kit: A Pacific E Series, regular power size stuff. A good kit for the $339 I paid at The Drum Shop in Portlan ME. This winter, I plan on recovering it in either purple sparkle or purple satin flame. (Black is far too plain.)

The only extra snare I have is a 6 1/2 Pearl Sensitone Classic bronze. It usually travels with the road kit.

Bronzes: All Zilds. 12" splash, 13" thin, 16" thin, 18" thin, 18" med. thin, 18" flat top (love it), 20" ping, 20" med. ride. 14" A/Z hats, and a pair of 15" rock hats.

Needed: A bunch of snares. A Supersensitive, a Tama Stewart Copeland, a Tama Bell Brass, a Tama Hammered bronze, a Dunnet Classic Utility in #4 stainless, a Ludy Be-Bop, a Pearl Masters mahogany. And the Holy Grail of snares for me: An early Masters Series Tama Rosewood with rolling action snares and cast hoops. Also wanted: A Zildjian 18" Amir China Boy. (I had one, loved it, loved it too hard one night, and cracked it.)
posted by Billy Rhythm Friday, October 19, 2001

10/18/2001

If I sell my GI Joe collection, I think I'll put the money towards a nice Dunnett snare drum. I fancy this one. It's stainless steel, in a finish that's like a stainless sink. His snares are all hand made, custom ordered, and named, not numbered. I think I'll ask him to call mine Josephine, after the GI Joes who gave their lives for it.
Odds are, though, my collection won't fetch enough. I figured I may as well sell them. I don't use them. I may never have a son. And even if I do, is he going to want to play with my old toys? And would I let him play with them, noing they were worth something? Probably not.

posted by Billy Rhythm Thursday, October 18, 2001

10/17/2001

My daughter's cat, Rumpleteaser, is missing. We haven't seen him since Saturday. Keep your eyes open, would you. A picture of him is here.

Did I tell you the story about how Julia prays for wonderful things? She almost always thanks Jesus for penguins and kitties. Last night she thanked him for movies and roller coasters! She's never even been on a roller coaster! You must admit, I don't bet Jesus gets many thank-you's for roller coasters.
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, October 17, 2001

10/16/2001

I just noticed that Jim The educator capitalizes the T in "the," (which doesn't need to be) and not the E in "educator" (which should be). Now I know there must be a sensible reason for this. Keep tuned to his page to see what that reason is! (I'm all a-quiver with atici.... pation!)
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, October 16, 2001

10/15/2001

I made a black bean soup for supper. It wasn't bad. Susan made some crescent rolls, using her stonreware. Now those were good.

My sister took the Star Wars quizes. As a robot, she was C3PO. Her personality: Lando Calrisean. I think we should change!
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, October 15, 2001

This page has got some beer reviews. I haven't read the whole thing yet, but the review of Sam Adam's Tripple Bock is right on the money!
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, October 15, 2001



I am Princess Leia! Wacky! Matt's Star Wars Personality Test
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, October 15, 2001

10/12/2001

Lindsay! Where are you? You're not showing up in my stats! And Alison... how about you? Please come back!
posted by Billy Rhythm Friday, October 12, 2001

10/11/2001

GI JOE auction page.
posted by Billy Rhythm Thursday, October 11, 2001

Amanda McKenney's journal Amanda is a friend of mine. Her mom and i use to serve together on the board of directors for the Maine Theatre Guild. I just thought I'd mention her here.
posted by Billy Rhythm Thursday, October 11, 2001

Robohouse - What robot are you really? I stole this from Ron over at TU. How did I do?


posted by Billy Rhythm Thursday, October 11, 2001

I've been thinking about putting my old GI Joe stuff on ebay. If you want to see pictures of the collection, they are here. I had been saving them for a time when I might have a son. But he probably won't want to play with my old toys. I wouldn't want him to play with stuff that's fetching prices like these are!
posted by Billy Rhythm Thursday, October 11, 2001

10/9/2001

I am the number one hit when you search bank of america sucks on Google. See, they will pay for their service, and that $14 for which I fought, but never got. They will feel my wrath!
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, October 09, 2001

Wow. I had a post get eaten. That hasn't happened for a long time. I mentioned: the yummy homemade salsa my wife put in the quesedeas last night, my changed layout, my new flash movie on the homepage, and how somebody hit my page looking for, and I'm not making this up, "you guesed it, frank stalone"
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, October 09, 2001

10/7/2001

So I DJ'd the event from Hell last night. It was a 1971 class reunion. I basically broke down like this: "If you're playing a song I don't like, I hate you." Here are some comments:

Them: "Why don't you play some rock and roll?"
Me, while playing "Saturday Night's All Right for Fighting" by Elton John, released 1973: "Well, I figured since you graduated in '71, a rock song from '73 would be ok. Should I not play anything after 1971?"
Them: "Yeah, I think so. That sounds like a good idea!"

!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Them: "Are you going to play Mustang Sally?"
Me: "Yes."
Them: "Next?"
Me: "No. This song's almost over, and the other song, WHICH SOMEONE IN YOUR CLASS REQUSTED, is already qued up and ready to go."
Them: "How much would it take for you to play Mustang Sally next?"

Woman to friend upon hearing the guitar opening of "Start Me Up": "Do we like this one?"

So the bunch causing all the problems left to another club, and things got better. Then, they came back. They wanted to hear all the DJ favorites (Old Time Rock and Roll, Mony Mony, Mustang, blah blah blah) again. So I did. I played them all again. There's 5 minutes left. I've played "Good Night, Sweetheart, It's Time to Go" as the last song for years. That's abot 3 minutes. So I need a short song. I pull out "She's Not There" by The Zombies.
Them: "We don't like this one. Turn it off."
Me, not wanting to explain why I picked this song: "No."
Them: "But we don't like it"
Me: "Oh well."
Them: "Well I guess we won't hire you again.
Me, in my head: "You couldn't pay me enough, honey."
This was the worst group I have ever played for. I actually thought about selling my gear, and getting out of the business. $60 an hour isn't worth it.
posted by Billy Rhythm Sunday, October 07, 2001

10/6/2001

More updates have been done to theGHOST Pedal pages. Check them out, I know you want to!
posted by Billy Rhythm Saturday, October 06, 2001

Last night, Susan was at a Christian Women's conference, and Julia stayed with my folks. So I watched Enemy At The Gates, which Susan didn't care about, ate a Big New Yorker pizza from Pizza Hut (which Susan doesn't like), and smoked a Cuban cigar (Sue doesn't smoke cigars). I did not drink a beer as originally intended, but it was still a successful evening. This morning I have to work at MIS, and this evening I'm DJing a class reunion. Fun fun!
posted by Billy Rhythm Saturday, October 06, 2001

10/5/2001

Have you searched for desktop wallpaper lately? They've caught on to the whole pop up ad window thing. Click a link, and 4 other windows open. Today, I got this. Oh yeah, like I'm going to click that.
posted by Billy Rhythm Friday, October 05, 2001

The reason I posted about that snare below is at the time, bidding was up to $760. Now, there have been 3 bid retractions. The biggest from the bidder who said "I thought I typed $350, not $750."
posted by Billy Rhythm Friday, October 05, 2001

* When driving past a home entertainment giant, refer to it not as Blockbuster, but as Cropduster.
* Do not measure distance in kilometres; use gila monsters instead.
* Take every opportunity to point out that Evian is naïve spelled backwards.
Stolen from Textism, a beautiful page written by Dean, who deals with making words look beautiful. He was from Canada, but now he is in France, thus the Gila Monster joke.
posted by Billy Rhythm Friday, October 05, 2001

10/4/2001

You can buy this drum new for $419 plus shipping.
posted by Billy Rhythm Thursday, October 04, 2001

10/3/2001

I'm looking for a print. Of course, I'm still looking for a copy of Andy Wyeth's "Sailor's Valentine" for my sister. Now, I'm looking for a print called "La Gorda" by Antonio Reynoso. It's a B&W print of a Reubenesque Spanish woman nude in a doorway, back to us, drying her hair. It's fantastic. And unavailable.
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, October 03, 2001

Today I figured out form-to-mail. Major props to Mike Young for showing me how easy it really is.
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, October 03, 2001

I've met two people today who didn't know the myth of Gren M&Ms. And they were both here at the office. I thought everyone new that Van Halen use to put in their contract rider that promoters needed to put punch bowls full of green M&Ms back stage.
posted by Billy Rhythm Wednesday, October 03, 2001

10/2/2001

This rack, now discontinued, is the one I want, on sale, in the right color, no less!
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, October 02, 2001

Bin Laden Liquors - The Game This cool game allows you to shoot Bin Laden. Sweet!
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, October 02, 2001

I almost want to bid on this.
posted by Billy Rhythm Tuesday, October 02, 2001

10/1/2001

See the 2 big hairs in the front? They still owe me money from the recording session. I just listened to one of the tunes on MP3. It's not me. That drummer is worse than me, can you believe it! I see they've made 38 cents so far. My $100 won't be comming soon, huh.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, October 01, 2001

Make your own Draino bomb. That's right kiddies, it's science! Sombody dropped 4-5 of these on a friends driveway last night. Scared his kids silly. Just to see how easy it would be to find on the Internet, I searched. It was the first time I've searched for bomb making supplies, mind. I found the recipie in like 2 minutes. Don't make these at home. Please don't. Parrents: your kids can find this stuff. Watch them while they surf.
posted by Billy Rhythm Monday, October 01, 2001

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