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04/15/2008 Entry: "An Actual Knock-Knock Joke"

I think my sons were trying to cheer me up this morning. In addition to their usual nonsense knock-knock jokes, this morning, they decided Little Nell (the cat) could tell knock-knock jokes. Nathaniel would start, and Matthew would translate the kitty's answers for us. The following knock-knock was told to me by Matthew, just this morning. Feel free to use it today on someone.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say submarine, nipple, or Eyeore?

Yes, Matthew, we are glad!

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