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08/12/2005 Entry: "Gina's MI-5"

The following questions should be answered quickly THEN go back and elaborate.

"If I were..."

1. If I were a chef I would: Open an Italian restaurant. Why? Because we need a decent one around here. Especially one that makes a nice risotto.

2. If I were an innkeeper I would: Have a wicked good time. I have often thought a Bed and Breakfast would suit me well. I could cook a little, get paid to keep my home looking nice, and practice being charming.

3. If I were a wealthy I would: Work a whole lot less! 'Nuff said. Too keep busy I would buy old drum sets and restore them to their former glory.

4. If I were a bonnie pirate I would: Swashbuckle and use my sword. And wear a cape. Sword fighting with a cape on. Could it be any cooler? Yes. The sword could be a light saber! ("An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.")

5. If I were a scientist I would: Develop a cure for cancer. Again, 'nuff said.

Posted by Harvey @ 08/12/2005 08:25 PM EST